January 9, 2013

Anonymous asked: what kind of relationship do you see yourself having with blading in ten years if any? Still shredding or fading out?

STILL SHREDDING.  

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHO ASKED THIS? 

JESUS.

January 9, 2013   1 note

Anonymous asked: Lately i've been waking up in the middle of the night, sweating my ass off. What could it be SP?

TAXES.

August 27, 2012

Anonymous asked: high life or pbr?

HIGH LIFE ALL DAY. HANDS DOWN.

August 20, 2012

Anonymous asked: HOW WAS THE NEW BATMAN MOVIE?

WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OPENING NIGHT & DIDN’T.

HEARD IT SUCKED.

August 17, 2012   1 note

Anonymous asked: yo sp. i been gettin hecka dry scalp lately, you got any advice on some products i should fux wit ?

YOU MAY BE SHAMPOOING TOO OFTEN, OR USING AN ABUSIVE HAIR PRODUCT, SUCH AS GEL OR SOME SHIT. I RECOMMEND SHAMPOOING ONCE  OR TWICE A WEEK, WITH A NICE SHAMPOO LIKE THE ONE MY GIRLFRIEND USES THAT I DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF. PRODUCT; USE POMADE, PLAYER. LIGHTER HAIR USES MURRAY’S SUPER LIGHT, MEDIUM BODY USE NU NILE. EXPERIMENT FROM THERE. 

August 17, 2012

Anonymous asked: Oprah Winfrey or Jerry Springer?

SPRINGER, SPRINGER!!!

August 13, 2012

Anonymous asked: what came first, the chicken or the egg?

NOW, I’M NOT CERTAIN WHERE BOB BARKER OR THE POPE STAND ON THIS ISSUE, BUT I’M CERTAIN THAT LE EGG CAME FIRST. YOU SEE, THE EGG LET THE CHICKEN LOOSE. 

August 13, 2012

Anonymous asked: a/s/l

WHAT’S THAT

August 5, 2012

Anonymous asked: you dude who would win inna fight, casey jones or lobo

CASEY JONES.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK LOBO IS.

July 25, 2012

Anonymous asked: SUGAR SALT OR WASABI

1. WASABI

2. HIMALAYAN PINK SALT

3. COLEMAN’S ENGLISH MUSTARD

4. CLICK-CLACK